PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA IS IS SUCH A JOKE LIKE WHATS NEXT??? STRAWBERRY SLICES ON RIBS??? PEACHES ON FRIES?????? CHERRIES IN LASAGNA????
BOW TIE FRENCH FRIES????
how am i supposed to express my feelings if i can’t use kawaii faces in real life (◕︵◕)
i bet dragons would probably think it’s really cool that we produce water in our mouths
when someone explains something to you for the 3rd time and you still dont get it so you kinda just
watch how quickly men hate lesbians when they exist outside of their porn fantasies
Bad credit? No credit? First time buyer? First time baby? No legs? 8 legs? You a spider? Are you a Spider trying to buy a house?
stop enforcing the idea that u need 2 be in a relationship 2 be happy sometimes u just need more cereal
GOOD THING THE SPEAKERS ARE GONE RANDOMLY.
GOOD THING I DON’T HAVE INTERNET SERVICE ON MY PHONE HERE.
GOOD THING I CAN’T LISTEN TO NEW MUSIC.