19 years + 364 days #birthdayeve
Anonymous: Over the past year, my sexual fetishes have been slowly getting more perverse; But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realized I'd hit rock bottom.

paleskinhazeleyes:

swinging-onthe-spiral:

iguanamouth:

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I’VE SEEN THIS POST FOR THE PAST TWO DAYS AND JUST NOW GOT THE JOKE.

MOTHER FU-

I JUST BUSTED OUT LAUGHING I PROBABLY WOKE UP MY HOUSE

2 days ago

trapcartel:

If you make a girl feel bad about her body u a bitch

2 days ago

vergen:

randomly compliment people because sometimes that will be the only kind words they will hear that day

2 days ago

popularboyfriend:

my life is one part “wait” and another part “what”

2 days ago

dennys:

denny’s reminds you to behave accordingly at this weekend’s festivities. we also remind you that after you’re all con-ed out, we’d love to see your costumes and serve you late into the night. cosplayers are welcome at dencon 24/7.

I was at this party last night and was sitting in my car getting ready to leave and this guy starts peeing next to my car and I didn’t want ugly boy piss on my car so I told him to go away but he didn’t so I beat him with my door and now my door is fucked up oops

4 days ago

Do you ever see someone and you can just sense that they beat their girlfriend?

5 days ago

bitchesaloud:

exhists:

do old people masturbate

have u ever been on omegle?

5 days ago

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